Child’s Cowboy Duster
You know you can’t send your young child out to herd cattle without a child’s cowboy duster. Ok, so you really can’t send a young out to herd cattle with or without a duster. But think how much closer you and your child will be when he or she actually has a cowboy duster.
Oh, by the way, did I mention that your child is paying me to encourage you to buy them a duster? You’ll have to admit they would look really sharp wearing an authentic cowboy duster. Now isn’t that what both you and your child really want? See how helpful this has been? Ok, I was kidding your kid didn’t really pay me to tell you this, but now you realize just how good the little tyke will look in one.