Bust Out, In Your Denim Duster Coat
If you want to stand out, wear a denim duster coat to your next black tie dinner. I mean, what else can you do? Are you going to wear a blacker tie than the next guy? While you’re at it, put on your best pink western shirt under the duster.
I think I may have caught myself in a bit of stereo-typing. After I had typed that last sentence above, it occurred to me that wouldn’t be all that unusual if a cowgirl were to wear that. I guess I was stuck in a rut with blinders. And you can’t believe how close I just came to ending the last sentence with “on”, a preposition.