Western Belts Have Character
Now tell me, how silly would you feel wearing half-inch wide belt below a really sharp western shirt? That’s part of character. Western belts are substantial. Putting your name in the middle of the back of a half-inch belt would require doing it with neon lights if you wanted someone to see it.
Well ok, that would have character, but where would you put the batteries in a half-inch belt? See, people who wear western belts are more considerate. What a rotten thing it would be to expect your friends to pretend to admire a nice scroll pattern on a narrow belt. See how much better you feel about yourself knowing how very thoughtful you are?